What do these two things have in common? They’re combined into a short story, part Stephen King weirdness, part crime noir by author, Jason Brick, (PG-writing, family-friendly-writer, etc) writing under the pen name of Jake F. Simons (bad-ass R-rated, foul-mouthed writer).

Panamanian Stompers is an entertaining and funny short read that’ll only cost you .99 . . . such a deal.

[The bar] squatted there in a nasty neighborhood like a freshly picked scab on an acne-strewn face, between a bare dirt parking lot and a stinking stretch of industrial shoreline.

If that doesn’t pique your interest, maybe this will . . .

The sound came again, much closer than before. Fernie’s gut rolled. He flinched, expecting the next sound to be . . .

Learn more about Jason and his writing on his blog, BrickCommaJason.